FWD Joke "Are my testicles black?"

This such a "hoot"

Thanks D. Johnson

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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask

over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial

sponge bath.

The nurse', hears him mumble, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to

wash your upper body and feet.'

She listens as he struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles

black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from

worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the

covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his

testicles in the other and inspects them gingerly and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

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